Wednesday, July 16, 2008

A Conversation with Chef David

8:33 AM me: what is your best dish to cook (in your opinion)?
8:35 AM david: poop
cat poop on a plate
microwave or bake it if you like
8:36 AM me: ahh, my fave!!
I love it fried! With ketchup!
8:37 AM david: blend it in a shake, boil it
pan sear it with garlic
me: YES!
but no salt.. we're watching our salt intake.
david: blanch it with eggs
me: :)
8:38 AM david: stir fry with water-chestnuts
me: is that your plan for dinner tonight?
8:39 AM david: im thinking of caramelizing it
8:40 AM and drizzling it on mashed potatoes
me: it's starting to sound appetizing!
david: maybe I should poach it?
8:41 AM or whip it... and serve it with nice hot-cocoa
8:42 AM me: Open a restaurant! PooPoo.. pronounced (of course) with a French tone
accent
8:43 AM david: yes and a small chain of starbucks-like coffee shops called "the Poo"
me: $$$$$

6 minutes
8:50 AM me: People can call you mr. Poo Poo

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